Speculate Wildly About Enya

[Finn]

Enya thinks Nigel Farage had a point about Russia and Ukraine - or 'the Ukraine', as she calls it

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya can confirm that the below info/audio is false/iffy

Spoiler: Reddit post about an album leak; and AI cover on YouTube

Ideas are okay but no

Her expression in reaction to these:

Spoiler

 

[big ron]

Enya is holding Jay Slater caprove until she is paid £30,000 to clear his burgeoning drug debts

 

[Shoat]

Enya sometimes likes to travel under the alias "Lucy Mae"

 

[Finn]

Enya has received a letter from Zendaya's agents and lawyer, requesting that she doesn't write to their client again

 

[Castle_Qwean]

Enya is holding Jay Slater caprove until she is paid £30,000 to clear his burgeoning drug debts

According to this reliable source (lolz), Enya is the one being held captive.



(I'd post a link to the Facebook thread where I found this, but it's in a private group)

 

[disneyteletubby]

^That's crazy to believe in the situation (after the first two points)

Enya would like an episode of Scam Interceptors based around Enya-related Facebook scams. At the least, meet this Northern Irish guy 'Jim Browning', and learn how to 'ethically hack'.

 

[Marina Salty]

So is Enya essentially in conservatorship?

 

[disneyteletubby]

So is Enya essentially in conservatorship?

No (although when Enya went to live with Nicky and Roma people were assuming something like that )

Spoiler

3rd paragraph in particular

The idea that people assumed she was being locked up was what hurt her (she wasn't being held captive, she chose to live with them to focus on creating her music.)
Link

 

[disneyteletubby]

Although she doesn't agree with that #1 song, Enya is glad that she made this list, and got a comic-style illustration based on this 1985 appearance (same newspaper is probably why ). The Orinoco continues to flow. ️

Spoiler: This picture

 

[Finn]

Enya is traveling to Los Angeles, to apologise to Zendaya in person for any distress caused by her letters

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya knows her song Dreams is not exactly as memorable as the Dreams songs by the Cranberries – Dolores or Gabrielle, but it's still a special one. ♡ She loved getting lost in recording her own vocals for the first time in her career.
Roma Ryan wishes she'd written the lyrics.
At least there's Dreams Are More Precious too.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's Dreams is not exactly as memorable as the Dreams songs by the Cranberries – Dolores or Gabrielle,

Also Dreams by Fleetwood Mac, which she momentarily forgot about even if she's listened to it most

Spoiler: (and transcriber mistook Rumours for Rivers)

And this random thread mentioning the specific two questions

 

[Marina Salty]

There's also Dreaming my Dreams by Dolores, apart from Dreams.

 

[disneyteletubby]

There are loads of songs about dreams and dreaming

Enya's first songs about dreams in English that she knew, were All I Have To Do Is Dream by the Everly Brothers (1958) and Once Upon A Dream by Mary Costa (voice of Sleeping Beauty, 1959) ♡

(I think they're the first such songs I knew too :-D)

 

[Kate]

Enya has arrived at Glastonbury, successfully put up her castle-shaped tent, and is now cadging fags off the lads next door while guzzling cider and ketamine.

 

[Shoat]

Enya is planned to be the secret surprise Glastonbury closing act, ready to rouse the tired and emotional crowd with her rendition of "My Name Is Tallulah"

 

[Finn]

Enya has been tasered by the LAPD on the front lawn of Zendaya's home, after trying to gain entry. She is now in custody.

Zendaya was not at home.

 

[Marina Salty]

LAPD is now in position to confirm a teletubby has been arrested for setting fire to its headquarters in retaliation to the detention of Irish singer/songwriter ENYA.

 

[disneyteletubby]

The only Teletubby protest happening is "Again, again, again!"

Enya is still baffled by how people say Aurora Aksnes is very similar to Enya. "Well, it's a compliment that she likes Enya."
(Aurora is 28, and Enya was her age in 1989 – both good artists, but nothing like each other vocally, nor their energy, not really aesthetically, nor career-wise.)

 

[Lucille]

Enya prefers a tiny penis actually.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya much prefers her fingers, at the piano.

Spoiler: Video compilation (may re-upload with more soon)

♡
and kind of wonders why her hands looked more youthful once she went solo, haha.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Has @disneyteletubby taken to editing onthisday.com?
View attachment 27620

Interestingly, this reminded disneyteletubby to visit onthisday.com and scroll down to 2007, when Enya actually was awarded today (17 years ago).

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks Rylan Clark looks better with his natural auburn hair colour than the black hair.

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Enya has been in an imaginary lesbian relationship with Nadine Dorries for the last 18 minutes.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya likes the 'Enya loons' who aren't trying to track her down nor misleadingly impersonate, but Boris loons like ND are ridiculous.

 

[AGinAg (39)]

They've been tweaking each other's nips.

 

[Shoat]

Enya considered baking Nadine Dorries into a pie, but feared that the alcohol content posed too great a fire risk to her castle.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is passively wondering when her next official public appearance will be. First of all, she hopes that this July, her media team are sorted out, so nothing is leaked, nothing is weakly presented, and that the album looks and sounds just how she'd like it. ♡️
If it's to be released this year, Enya may get the album photography done in a few weeks' time.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's amused at how Ben Shephard has basically brought Tipping Point to This Morning. Enya'd like to drop the coin if the game remains when she's there, perhaps later this year. ️

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is watching Renovation Nation on Channel 4, hoping that the work is a success for them all! That Scottish castle chapel renovation reminds Enya of working on her place.

 

[Lucille]

Enya much prefers her fingers

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's favourite Police song is supposedly Every Breath You Take, but her favourite track on the album she owned, Reggatta de Blanc, is Bring On The Night.


Andy Summers also has the best Twitter of the three :-D

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya looks forward to visiting a non-Tory-governed London later this year following the elections tomorrow. 🗳