Speculate Wildly About Enya

[Marina Salty]

Enya holds a séance to communicate with the spirits every night at exactly 03:00 o'clock

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is wondering what her favourite biscuit is. She supposes it would be some French one.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Although Enya would recommend the official music video first, she'd like to share this YouTube audio upload from the official channel:

 

[Finn]

Enya is too ashamed to enjoy Pride Month. She has drawn the castle curtains until 1st July.

 

[disneyteletubby]

She has drawn the castle curtains

Enya specifically mentioned she doesn't have castle curtains

🏞🏔

 

[disneyteletubby]

Remember this donor theory ?

Spoiler: Some guy added this to Wikipedia

I think it is Chris Tokarski himself as the IP is somewhere in Indiana too. I do see some resemblance in facial feature - that'd be cool if he 'came forward' and it's true.

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Enya is known to take the term shit sandwich, a little too literally, when she's peckish but also needs to go.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would've gone along to the Inishowen Pride parade today (she's certain a few of her siblings and niece Aisling are there + 2022 message) but she's in Australia.

It's colder, and rainy but she's gladly preparing some birthday surprises for her sister.

 

[AGinAg (39)]

It's colder, and rainy but she's gladly preparing some birthday surprises for her sister.

Enya is known to take the term shit sandwich, a little too literally, when she's peckish but also needs to go.

 

[Tisch]

Enya would like to know when it's Straight Pride month please

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would like aces (the A in LGBTQIAP) to be more appreciated and less stereotyped.
And for more people to enjoy garlic bread too.

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Enya agrees with the Pope, that there is too much faggetry, after a quick look at online hate forum 'Moopy'.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thought that "froggiacine" was some lesser-known green variation of cappuccino.
She still likes Pope Francis, but is far more progressive herself, always has been.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya is considering to have a tarot reading to decide whether to start a new cult or not.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya finds frappuccino rather distasteful and boring, as the coffee connoisseur she's known to be she prefers a freddo cappuccino

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya is ambivalent on whether she should feel flattered or offended by Balmain's proposal to design their new collection of pyjamas.

 

[Marina Salty]

Being the avid fashionista that she is tho, she's already said yes regardless.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya does not consider herself to be a superstitious person, she might wear her underwear inside out sometimes, but only as a means to postpone washing it, be energy efficient and save the planet.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's kind of watching the D-day 80th anniversary celebrations, though thinks that the money for all this pageantry (in Portsmouth especially, the ones in Normandy seemed a little more humble) could be spent elsewhere. She supposes the midwife actress Helen George did a decent performance of We'll Meet Again, but she's no Dame Vera Lynn.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya supposes there's more chance of finding Madeleine McCann alive in the next 10 years, than Michael Mosley alive in the next 10 days.

 

[disneyteletubby]

I wonder if Enya has ever been sunburnt.

Spoiler: Photo

I think so.
Nice 'composition' (for the photo) though. 🛋🖼

Noticing a sunburn.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Across her career, Enya has probably worn all of these necklines

except the strapless sweetheart.
Her favourites are the plunging and scalloped ones.

 

[Finn]

Enya has written a third letter to Zendaya, to check if she received her first two

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya's attempts to send one of her maids to vote for her turned out fruitless.
She eventually had to exercise her democratic right at the St. Joseph of Cluny School in Killiney with people who never were household names.

 

[disneyteletubby]

than Michael Mosley [...]

Enya acknowledges the sadness of his loss, and all the effort people put in to find him too.
Like him, she likes to takes walks alone in the mountains, without a phone, but only dares to venture near home. Never on holiday in an unfamiliar region, in sweltering heat. Mosley was an intelligent guy, but on this occasion there was a fatal slip.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is wearing jumpers and fuzzy cardigans these days. It's sunny, but coold!

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya ordered an ant castle farm from TEMU and is anxiously waiting for the delivery.

 

[Finn]

Enya just bit the head off a live pigeon

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is wondering what her favourite films of each year of the 80s are. She's watched a lot, and is finding it hard to decide, but a lot of them feature her favourite actress, Meryl Streep.

Whilst disneyteletubby is struggling to remember watching non-animated 1980s films (in full). Just Labyrinth and Honey I Shrunk The Kids that I watched in primary school.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya will miss Giovanni Pernice on Strictly Come Dancing. He was perhaps her favourite of the male professionals, the one she'd have most liked to dance with, if she did Strictly.
She believes Giovanni was fine, and those complaining dance partners have no idea of strict convent nuns if they think he was too threatening.

Enya also has to remind herself that Debbie McGee was 58-59 dancing with Giovanni on Strictly.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya decided to send the entire stuff home for the rest of the day. 10 minutes later though she felt lonely and bored and called them all to return back.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya bought a subscription on faceapp with the purpose to try new hairstyles and hair colours so that she can reinvent herself like Madonna and emancipate like Mimi.

 

[Ellie]

Enya failed auditions for the revival cast of the new production of Starlight Express, but is holding out hope that some of the cast get injured so she’ll still be considered.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Fifteen years ago, Enya did this 100q interview in Japan, and is thinking of doing a similar thing for her next album era.

Imagine by John Lennon was the song she'd probably have sung if she went to karaoke

Enya would be open to some fan recommendations for a karaoke appearance on the horizon, any songs in mind? ️

 

[Marina Salty]

^ am thinking "That don't impress me much" and maybe "If I could turn back time"

 

[Marina Salty]

Oooh last but not least "I touch myself".

 

[Finn]

A second live pigeon has had its head bitten off by Enya

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks pig-eons must be referring to Richmond pork sausages.

Regarding pigeons, she keeps in touch with Brenda Fricker, the Pigeon Lady.

 

[disneyteletubby]

some fan recommendations for a karaoke appearance on the horizon, any songs in mind?

I keep thinking Enya would be singing a 70s-80s guy's song, particularly those by Bryan Ferry (Roxy Music).

Her favourite romantic song, Avalon [see clip, her grin at the camera ♡] or Dance Away

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is wearing jumpers and fuzzy cardigans these days. It's sunny, but coold!

Still the same here. Enya has even felt rather festive recently ️ She picked out a Christmas jumper to wear, and listened to her Christmas secrets, the songs of this strange season, as winter came. 🌨

Also more listened to this mix of mine on YouTube, months after Christmas