Thursday NOT QUITE DEAD

[The Unholy Ghost]

@Soldi was though

Well THERE IS THAT. I’d like to know WHO exactly is leaving guns and knives lying around for a demonically possessed toddler to play with. Poor love’s barely out of PAMPERS

Someone call SOCIAL SERVICES!

 

[Diddy]

My hippy aunt posted a sunrise picture with the tag #offgrid

Doesn’t #offgrid include not using social media?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

 

[Jocasta Clun]

Martine Croxall WOULD NEVER

I don't care for Lukwesa Burak. She says 'I'm Lukwesa Burak' too often. I KNOW AND I DON'T CARE

 

[lolly]

I think if I was called Lukwesa Burak, I'd be announcing it every 5 minutes as well.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

Evening Moopy.

I’m going into hospital to have my stomach folded around my oesophagus tomorrow, so that should be nice.

Personally, I’m looking forward to the weight loss the six week liquid recovery diet is going to offer

 

[jyxz]

You’ll put the FUN in fundoplication

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

You’ll put the FUN in fundoplication

I’ve been saying that all WEEK.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

Passing Mr Sheena all my passwords in case I die under general anaesthetic has been interesting.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

Well, I say “ALL” my passwords…

 

[TiShh]

Good luck Shee! Make sure to mark yourself safe on Moopy when you're out of surgery

 

[lolly]

Is it a big op, Shee?

I know when Mr L was under general anaesthetic for his gall bladder removal, I managed to keep pretty well composed. Until I had the phone call saying that he had come around when I started blubbering in relief and couldn't stop. And I was in a B&M.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Evening Moopy.

I’m going into hospital to have my stomach folded around my oesophagus tomorrow, so that should be nice.

Personally, I’m looking forward to the weight loss the six week liquid recovery diet is going to offer

I mean, booze is liquid

 

[jyxz]

Speaking of hospitals, our lovely road painters in our brand new hospital might not have understood the assignment.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

Is it a big op, Shee?

I know when Mr L was under general anaesthetic for his gall bladder removal, I managed to keep pretty well composed. Until I had the phone call saying that he had come around when I started blubbering in relief and couldn't stop. And I was in a B&M.

I mean, everyone is talking about it like it is, but I’m not sure what defines one…but I guess so! I mean, I COULD DIE

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

I mean, booze is liquid

Clear liquid at first is the post-op instruction, so…

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

I may not be able to stomach anything carbonated again, though, which I wasn’t that bothered about until OLD ELLEN screeched across a crowded restaurant on Sunday, BUT WHAT ABOUT CHAMPAGNE?

 

[Rachey]

Evening Moopy.

I’m going into hospital to have my stomach folded around my oesophagus tomorrow, so that should be nice.

Personally, I’m looking forward to the weight loss the six week liquid recovery diet is going to offer

what is this surgery for?

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

what is this surgery for?

PROLAPSED ANUS

 

[Rachey]

PROLAPSED ANUS

I googled. You lie.

Good luck tomorrow.

 

[jyxz]

PROLAPSED ANUS

 

[lolly]

Got your hospital wardrobe sorted yet?

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

Got your hospital wardrobe sorted yet?

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I’ve been told I should bring a “dressing gown”.

I mean, DRESSING GOWN, darling. She knows NOTHING about fashion…

 

[lolly]

I’ve been told I should bring a “dressing gown”.

I mean, DRESSING GOWN, darling. She knows NOTHING about fashion…

Oh just have one of those backless hospital ones. It'll save you having to decide when to get your arse out.

 

[Star]

All the best Shee, do let us know when you're awake - I'll be waiting to hear!

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

Oh just have one of those backless hospital ones. It'll save you having to decide when to get your arse out.

I’m hoping for some TOP NOTCH DRUGS tomorrow so having my arse out is probably not a good idea. I’ll be sucking all the nurses in.

I’m also going to have trouble swallowing (I know, I know) so I’ve already devised a plan about serious non swallowing anxiety in the hope I can get some VALIUM

 

[Star]

I've just googled it, the pictures look like it'll leave you with a smaller stomach overall

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

I've just googled it, the pictures look like it'll leave you with a smaller stomach overall

Oh babe, I am TOTALLY seeing this as a tummy tuck!

 

[Star]

Also who knew the top of the stomach was called a fundus? I thought the only fundus was in the eye

 

[Star]

How long will you be in hospital for?

 

[KNT]

A fundus? @Sheena's going to wake up a HORSE MEAT LASAGNE

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

How long will you be in hospital for?

If it goes well, I can go home tomorrow night. I’m first in at 6:30am though.

 

[Star]

OMG Kylie is releasing a non alcoholic sparkling rose!

 

[jyxz]

If it goes well, I can go home tomorrow night. I’m first in at 6:30am though.

They TELL you you’re first in, but we’ll see

 

[Star]

I have a beautiful bottle of Kylie prosececco in the fridge from my birthday, but I don't open it because I can't finish it in one night

 

[Star]

I'm watching the pride of Britain awards. Feels like Carol Voderman is struggling to talk with all that botox.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

I have a beautiful bottle of Kylie prosececco in the fridge from my birthday, but I don't open it because I can't finish it in one night

Now this is where you and I differ…

 

[lolly]

OMG Kylie is releasing a non alcoholic sparkling rose!

KYLIE SQUASH

 

[Inner Smile]

Am on the piss

 

[Rita]

Am on the piss

Here we, here we, here we FUCKING GO.