Coldplay - 'Moon Music' - new album

Suedehead

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Chris Martin's FAT COCK is back back back again!
 
Apparently this is DEFINITELY ABSOLUTELY FINALLY THEIR LAST ALBUM after the last last final one and the last final one before that, and the last tour that they weren't going to do because they were split up after the last album that they weren't supposed to make because they're not together any more.
 
Put HIM front and center if this is the last one!

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Apparently it'll be made of recycled PET bottles so not technically vinyl.
May contain traces of Chris Martin's semen.
 
Gwyneth will lose more than an afternoon of skiing when she hears him whingeing those lyrics.
 

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